From time to time, people write or say things that misuse words, punctuation or spelling and create an unintentional funny meaning. They are reproduced here with the response I would like to make…if I wasn’t so polite and courteous.  

If you have any you would like to add, e mail me the mistake at This e-mail address is being protected from spam bots, you need JavaScript enabled to view it   and the response you would like to have made (or did make) and I’ll publish them with your details and  a link to whatever site you’d like.